I had a very interesting experience during today's script check for E and A math. Presenting to you QUOTABLE QUOTES from Mdm _ _ A _ _ _ _ G. Once again, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the above mentioned for allowing me to have such a great time. The following are REAL quotes from her. Enjoy!

(words in brackets are the intended word/meaning)


30/6/16 (Prelim 2 Script Check)
"ok, in (by) the count of 3, no one is allowed to leave the rune (room)"
"The volume of the smaller comb (cone)"
"Art (arc) length? r θ "
"And we anti-spade (anticipate)"
"It is a hot cake question this year"
"Everybody are (is) doing distinction training"
"Some of you, in fat (fact), many of you"
"You will pull down your crass (class) !!"
"Many of you did (are) not aware"
"I definitely (did) not do that"
"They ran bottom three"
"Property (probability) 0f getting no white"
"The programme go in (goes) this way"
"Crear (Clear)?"
"I will give you the angle in turns (terms) of π"
"We will load up (upload) the whole solution on shar-pon (sharepoint)"
"Angle of depression is come (comes) from angle of elevation"
"θ over 360 taaaaaaaan (times) sector area"
"Don't offense (offend) other teachers"
"Switch your handphone to silence (silent) mode"
"No vibrator (vibration) mode" --> this quote is from Miss _d_l_ne K_ _ _ _ n _ _
"I defineeeedly (definitely) need your co-operation"
"Compare (compared) to other schools"
"Eighty fie (five)"
"A2 is not a probrrrem (problem)"
"Its very easy to see who got (did) not get distinction"
"The 15 marks is come (comes) from where?"
"You (are) accountable for your own future"
"If you do well in prelim 3, you will (be) full of confidence in (for the) 'O' level"


Once again, these are true quotes. Hope it has given you some comic relief! =D


20/9/16 EDIT:

18/9/16 (Prelim 3 Script Check)
"When we sit(sat) down and analysed, there were tree (three) fatters(factors)"
"You don't need your preling(prelim) result to appy for your JC"
"You for the same time (were) sitting for preling(prelim) tree(three) (at the same time)"
"But after the preling (prelim) you (are) not so lucky"
"Next year 'O' level results will (be) released earlier"
"I will (be) worried (if it) is not as difficurt(difficult)"
"They got slightly (more than) 4 to 5 week(weeks) to prepare"
"They are much well(more) prepared"
"The only thing you can do is what? You pray(play) with your speed!"
"Even (if) this turn(distance) is the same"
"I dont have to mention on(*ommit the 'on') 4-4"
"You soot(should) reach the results"
"(If) You don't(*ommit the 'don't') try before(*ommit the 'before'), then we (can) mark"
"Same thing my advice here" - there is no missing punctuation
"We will tell you the progran(programme) on Friday"
"You stay in the Whore, until(then) you can (be) dismissed"
"Last year, there (were) only 10 crasses(classes)"
"MSG 1 poi(point) zero to one dess-mal(decimal) place" -she meant MSG 1.0 (1dp)
"I don't expect (the) MSG to (be) so differrerrn(different)"
"If the exannn(exam) paper is so diff-curt(difficult) it (will) not (be) re-laaaa-ble(reliable)"
"Count wang by wang (one by one)"
"Compare(compared) to last year"
"When I obserd(observe) you I see the differrerrns(difference)"
"Base(based) on the new system, you are(will be) disadvantaged"
"Most of you is(are) still thinking"
"Not(don't) wait till tomorrow"
"Every minutes(minute) is very important"
"Do(are) you alert or not? You better CHIONG AH!!"
"2 decimal place trunk-it(truncate) number"
"But once I give you (a) dot diagram, you (will be) confused"
"What the examiner (is) looking for"
"The MP vetter(vector)"
"We are so confidence(confident) in the 'O' level"
"You are the one (who will) suffer"

:)

I haven't really had the time these few days. Hence the blog is the way it was when i applied the skin. How very unfortunate...

Nah... Nothing to do with easter or good friday... Prelim 2 is over, henceforth having more spare time. Nonetheless, plenty of catchup to do (uche)... XD
As you can see, this blog is currently under construction. I sincerely seek your understanding and I would appreciate if you guys out there will give me more time to put everything up in place.


I decided to re-appear in the blogosphere for several reasons.

The first factor influencing this brand new blog, (and this brand new post =D) is the 'peer pressure' from my friends. Not exactly Peer pressure... Well, its the typical "Everyone has it, so i also want" mentality. I wasnt forced to do it. Neither was someone trying to take out a knife and shoot me. But I must admit, it really sucks when everyone else around you has a blog and says "hey goto and tag :D" and i don't... Well, actually i do, at http://thequickbrownfoxjumpsoveralazydog.blogspot.com (noticed that I didnt link it). Visit at your own risk. Definitely the thing about everyone doing it, therefore i must does not really hold all the time... But come to think about it, there are many laws/rule/formulae that are formed and we students take it at face value. Many practices out there may not be ethical nor morally correct, but since everyone is doing it, it is therefore right.

Take for example, a battery. When electricity was first discovered, people said that current flows from the positive end to the negative end. Well, evidently, many people didnt dispute that fact, and accepted that. However, much later, it was discovered the flow of electrons was from the negative end to the positive end. This results in us having to learn 2 things: Conventional Current and flow of electrons. HOW RETARDED!!!

Anyway, the second factor, which resulted in this blog is the lack of anything interesting to do. People who know me will know that I'm a no life person. No games... Restricted Life (worse than totalitarian rule)... etc etc. Well, now I have something to do.

And, the third factor that influenced me to create this blog... is to create a repository for my thoughts and feelings... Sigh... I shall not elaborate about my emo life, but all I can say is that it SUCKS to the core...

In Conclusion, The most important factor.........................................

OK. TIME TO SNAP OUT OF STRUCTURED ESSAY QUESTION MODE...


If you are reading this post sequentially from the top to this word >here< I would like to congratulate you, for you have wasted a few minutes of your life.

Time is money, you know...

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